💍 Marry Shubh!!! 💍 Applications OPEN

🔥🔥 BREAKING!!! 🔥🔥 eligible bachelor spotted in Bengaluru 💘 *** first 1 girl gets a FREE husband *** 💸 no dowry, only good vibes 💸 🏋️ goes to gym (verified) best viewed with Mummy's approval ❤️ now with 3% MORE ROMANCE ❤️

Approved by:

his momhis mom's friendSharma ji (finally)Software Mansion (kinda)the gym trainerReact Native core team (1 PR)

📜 Official Biodata 📜

Name	Shubh Porwal
Profession	Product Engineer (makes apps look pretty, like he'll make ur life)
Location	Bengaluru (traffic tolerant)
Ex-companies	Grapevine, Dukaan (only exes he has, allegedly)
Education	B.Tech, PDPU Gandhinagar 🎓
Hobbies	Gym, open source, tweeting about AI coding tools at 2am
Motto	"staying sane one rep at a time"
Height	tall enough (the bridge photo proves it)
Looking for	A girl who will marry him. That's it. That's the spec.

💘 Check Ur Compatibilty!!! 💘

Fotos Of Shubh 😎

Shubh on a bridge — "me on a bridge (where I'll be waiting for u)"

Shubh close-up — "serious face (husband mode)"

Shubh's portfolio hero: Hi, my name is Shubh Porwal — "his portfolio (how he sees himself: 3D cartoon with a hat)"

Shubh's X banner: a lone figure in a giant empty arena — "his X banner. that tiny guy alone in the arena? waiting for u 🥺"

Benchmark table: Bluesky Android cold start 26% faster — "made Bluesky open 26% faster. will make ur mornings 26% faster too ☕"

Benchmark chart: tsrs type-checks in 2.50s vs tsc 11.79s — "type-checks in 2.5s. decides on u in 0.5s 💘"

🏋️

"gym pic (he never posts one, imagine it)"

Husband Features!!!!

📱

Haptic Feedback

Literally obsessed with haptics. Every hug comes with premium vibration presets.

🌙

Dark Mode

His portfolio is dark mode. His soul is light mode. Best of both.

🚀

Fast Shipping

Ships features in days. Will ship engagement ring even faster.

🐛

Bug Free*

*has merged PRs into React Native. Fixing ur bad days is easy compared to Babel.

Flags Report 🚩✅

🚩 Red Flags

Will try every new AI coding tool before breakfast
Says "just one more rep"
Has 71 GitHub repos and will show u all of them

✅ Green Flags

Goes to the gym (consistency = commitment)
Builds aesthetic things (ur home will look amazing)
Open source = shares everything
Product Engineer = actually listens to user feedback

Shaadi Packages 💰💰💰

Coffee Date

1 DM/once

1 coffee in Indiranagar
talks about React (big)
45 min (stretched to 3 hrs)

DM on X

MOST POPULER

Rishta Pro

1 Connect/forever

unlimited* dates
meet the parents
2 gym sessions per week together
*limit: forever

CONNECT!!

Enterprise Shaadi

Call Mummy

Mummy handles everything
kundli matching included
Mummy is available weekends

What People Say!!!

👩
"He fixed my laptop AND my mood. 10/10 would recommend for marriage."
— Neighbour aunty
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🏋️
"Never skips leg day. Will never skip anniversaries."
— Gym trainer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

👵
"Beta shaadi kab karoge??"
— Every relative, every function
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💍 Will U Marry Shubh? 💍

Final question. No pressure. (lots of pressure)